if i ever stop talking to you as much
- its not you
- there are a lot of things going on right now and idk what im doing and i often forget the fact that i have friends omfg
- i still want to be close
if i ever message/text/call/ect you a lot
- pls let me know bc i dont want to make you uncomfortable or bug you
- be a Pal; dont let me make an asshat out of myself
- ps its more than likely because i want to be close
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever
You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.
Fuck I can’t stop crying. All my friends at school are going to stop talking to me, I just know it. All because of a guy I accidentally hurt before and going to again after I tell him how I feel. I’m just not ready to be in a relationship dammit. I’m going to lose my childhood best friend over this. She’s already been replacing me with him. I’m better off dead. I can’t do this anymore.
Me saving my grades at the end of a term
sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star
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I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.
'you shouldn't eat that it's too fattening/full of calories'
*proceeds to eat both food and person*
One of those nights where you’re all of a sudden pretty confident.
i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me