Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever
bring me the booty
this was definitely my fav scene from tfios
let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”
this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything
when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by
[AGGRESSIVELY REJECTS ADULTHOOD]
So we were sitting in class today
and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science
u can say what u want about brendon urie but the story about a little mormon boy that decided he wanted to be a glittery bisexual weed-smoking emo stripper really fuels me
That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.
“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”
“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”
Always reblog Polite Cat.
I can’t STAND this shit. I’m still awaiting a response.
AND JEFF DOES IT AGAIN.
Forever applauding this man, and forever loving his family.