supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via itsbetterthananal)

person: get your license
me: The Road Is A Terrifying Place And I Am Very Afraid To Drive
stefanhayden:

Join me in unsubscribing from all youtube sexual assailants.

worthless-buddhahead:

Harry Potter drinking game: chug the whole bottle when dobby dies because when dobby dies you die too

(via famdomsaretheshit)

can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me

(via this-is-my-spooky-url)

ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
ghost hunters: oh so your name is william

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

(Source: ugly, via rosiedoll)

scientifrick:

methtacular:

scientifrick:

"i wouldnt trade you for anything on this planet"

"okay but there are some really cool lizards on this planet”

lizards are creepy kylee

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(Source: skeletifrick, via robot-sounds)

hauntsclemmings:

this line just really means a lot to me.